One more

OK, I’ve heard it all now. Someone just called me and said this. The part of OR will be played by myself.

User: Hey, I stepped away from my desk for a minute and when I came back it says the computer is locked

OR: Do you maybe have a work order in and someone is installing software remotely? Some times when we see they are idle we will log off the user and log in and fix issue.

User: No! I’ve been using it all morning with no issues. It just says locked

OR: Hit Ctrl-Alt-Delete and tell me whos name is in the username filed

User: Well it says my name

OR: Type in your password and tell me what happens

User: It works!!!! What did you do?!?!?!

OR:  Sir, the computers are set to lock themselves if there is inactivity for security purposes.

User: Well that’s stupid. Everyone will have to call so you can unlock them. You can’t expect us to sit in front of the computer all day and not take a break!!!

OR slaps palm in his face. Please Lord. I know I’m not the best Catholic boy on the block. I tend to flirt. I like porn. But I really want that other job. If you don’t want a mass influx of people in heaven because i sent them there, let me have that job!!!!

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