Observations

Overheard in the cubicle next to mine:

Dude #1: I was reading a comic blog and someone had the audacity to say that The Thing could kick Hulk’s ass. That is so stupid. Hulk would keep getting angrier and angrier. So the more he gets angry, the stronger he would get. He would so kick Thing’s ass!!!

Dude #2: I’m not sure about that. The Thing is pretty heavy. He could probably just sit on the Hulk.

Dude #1: No way man. Hulk would be so angry it wouldn’t even be a contest!!!

Dude #2: You know what I always wondered? If Hulk got stuck in a traffic jam, would he get all angry and start tearing shit up? What if someone stepped on his toe? Would he turn green and fight the guy?

O.R.: You have to be freakin’ kidding me. You two grown men are arguing about fighting comic book characters? You are both over 40. Why don’t you talk about who gives the best blow job. An American, Fillipina or Japanese chick.

I crush you!

In this corner, weighing 100LBS!

And by the way, Superman could kick both of their asses and still have time to bed Lois Lane. He’s the freakin’ Man of Steel for God’s sake.